Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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