i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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