You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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