i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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