my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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