ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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