I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think my vagina is haunted
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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