Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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