I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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