if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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