the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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