Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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