He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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