I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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