The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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