I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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