i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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