"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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