what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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