Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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