doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
no, he came in my armpit
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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