yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Randomize
