I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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