he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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