I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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