If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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