i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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