hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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