redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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