omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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