Don't you send me to vm
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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