You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Randomize
