So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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