I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!