Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (443): View more from Maryland

  I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (443): I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute? http://tfl.nu/jztq
  Replies (5) Good night (950) Bad night (3451)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  What tipped you off? The sombrero?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): What tipped you off? The sombrero? http://tfl.nu/yqu3
  Replies (11) Good night (4843) Bad night (745)
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson. http://tfl.nu/6x6n
  Replies (22) Good night (1832) Bad night (5772)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight http://tfl.nu/owr2
  Replies (6) Good night (804) Bad night (4288)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom http://tfl.nu/am8n
  Replies (11) Good night (5606) Bad night (999)
• Favorite

  (862): View more from New Jersey

  I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (862): I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you? http://tfl.nu/xnnk
  Replies (16) Good night (2525) Bad night (955)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now? http://tfl.nu/j3p5
  Replies (9) Good night (2337) Bad night (738)
• Favorite

  (409): View more from Texas

  I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (409): I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look. http://tfl.nu/inz2
  Replies (4) Good night (623) Bad night (1368)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies http://tfl.nu/wv5q
  Replies (4) Good night (1500) Bad night (739)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism. http://tfl.nu/d72k
  Replies (1) Good night (1725) Bad night (526)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now. http://tfl.nu/fv9l
  Replies (5) Good night (1045) Bad night (616)
• Favorite

  (210): View more from Texas

  my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (210): my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me... http://tfl.nu/0ufz
  Replies (5) Good night (1222) Bad night (526)
• Favorite

  (808): View more from Hawaii

  It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (808): It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint! http://tfl.nu/hn06
  Replies (3) Good night (439) Bad night (353)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray http://tfl.nu/pftj
  Replies (7) Good night (761) Bad night (800)
• Favorite

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (414): And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory http://tfl.nu/q3uf
  Replies (1) Good night (230) Bad night (272)

Randomize