is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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