I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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