Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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