she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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