so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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