Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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