you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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