I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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