So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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