honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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