Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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