Dual....:-)
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
