how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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