Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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