When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Actions speak louder than pants.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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