i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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