Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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