So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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