I want to have your abortion
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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