Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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