You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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