if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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