I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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