woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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