So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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