okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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