idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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