I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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